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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
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Your foe’s basic bitch has fainted!
Madonna has gained some EXP points!
Madonna grew into LV. 32!
What? Madonna is evolving!
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Congratulations! Your Madonna has evolved into Lady Gaga!
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Barbie did you seriously choose a yellow and white striped wallpaper for your beach home? Get it together sister.
And the pans on the wall next to the stove are hung unevenly, what’s up with that? Seriously Barbie, it just looks tacky.
bitch really? your machine guns clash with your color scheme. what are you doing.
push in the chairs, you whore, don’t you know anything about manners? Jesus christ!
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damn white people
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